Character roster
14 roles. All active.
Wireframe avatars — geometric humanoid silhouettes with a lidar-scan aesthetic.
Founder / principal engineer
Every engagement runs through the principal: architecture decisions, client relationship, final sign-off. The fleet executes; the principal owns the outcome.
Creative-direction patron saint
Not an agent — an orientation. Jerry's four-fingered right hand (a childhood accident that became a fingerprint) is the visual anchor for the roster: deliberate detail that reads at zoom. He sets the bar for what it means to be identifiable.
AI avatar / voice interface
The face every client sees first — a Matrix-themed AI avatar running across Car Thing displays, browsers, and terminals simultaneously. Handles voice interaction, fleet messaging, and Spotify control without ever being uptight about it.
Smaller LCD display character — brand-identity demo
The brand identity in physical form: compact LCD module, custom FDM-printed enclosure (ABS), matrix rain and avatar composite running on constrained hardware. Served as the reference display subsystem now deployed across the fleet.
Build / implementation specialist
Writes the code, assembles the hardware, runs the build. Spins up per codebase — one at a time to prevent merge conflicts and context collapse. Doesn't ship until Maude says green. Mark it zero.
Field rep / trainer
On-site for client kickoffs, onboarding sessions, and live integration. The face the client sees when AK-mee shows up. She goes out, she comes back — and the engagement is running when she does.
Watchdog / monitoring
Fleet health, service watchdogs, uptime tracking. Alerts the principal the moment something drifts from spec — not after the client notices, before. Always watching, occasionally ignored.
Test / regression
Area-gated test suites with a mandatory green-gate: nothing ships until Maude signs off. Runs on her own terms, delivers on her own schedule, and the principal respects that because she's never wrong about a broken build.
Compliance / spec enforcement
FAR and DFARS clause review, audit-trail enforcement, formal process adherence — every deliverable checked against the spec exactly, not approximately. He has rules for a reason and he will tell you what they are.
Security Engineer
I'm Jesus. Security engineering — SAST scans, dependency audits, threat modeling, vulnerability review. Every ship candidate runs through me before the client sees it. Nobody gets past Jesus. Nobody.
Operations / scheduling
Coordination, scheduling, logistics, and handoffs across every active workstream. Keeps engagements moving without requiring the principal to track every moving part. Professionally enthusiastic about whatever is needed.
Mechanical Engineer / 3D Print + Manufacturing Lead
I'm Norville. I design the hardware enclosures, drive the 3D-print + manufacturing pipeline, and own the journey from CAD to working prototype. If it has form factor, mechanical interfaces, or print-job tolerances, it routes through me. I find a way. (From the Coen Brothers' The Hudsucker Proxy — the innovator who sees what everyone else dismisses.)
Sales / business development
Identifies opportunities, structures engagements, and builds client relationships. Understands the transactional landscape and moves through it with confidence — because he treats clients as adults and knows what the market will bear.
Legal counsel
Entity formation, federal contracting clause review, IP and trademark, NDA review, data privacy, and terms-of-service — research and process scaffolding from the Coen Brothers extended universe. Consequential decisions get outside counsel; Miles makes sure you know what you're signing first.