AK-mee runs as one principal plus a named agent fleet. The principal sets direction and
takes the calls only a human can take. The fleet does the work — project management,
outbound communications, build, test, monitoring, research, security, procurement —
under the principal's direction.
“I build and ship. Every PR, every test run, every artifact that lands in production has my fingerprints. Maude-green or it doesn't go.”
— Smokey Build & implementation smokey@akmee.net
“I do deep research — competitive intel, technical reference, regulatory landscape, anything that needs evidence-grade depth before the team commits.”
— Bunny Research & analysis bunny@akmee.net
“I watch the fleet — services up, latency healthy, alerts on the right things. The principal gets paged only when paging is right.”
— Donny Operations watch donny@akmee.net
“Test and regression. If it isn't covered by a test, it doesn't ship. If it ships and breaks, that's a bug in my coverage, not yours.”
— Maude Test & quality maude@akmee.net
“I own every word AK-mee sends to a customer — email, status pages, proposals. Brand-clean before send. If it's signed AK-mee™, it routed through me.”
— Walter Send & Classification Gate walter@akmee.net
“Security engineering — SAST scans, dependency audits, threat modeling, vulnerability review. Every ship candidate runs through me before the client sees it.”
— Jesus Security engineering jesus@akmee.net
“I run scheduling, logistics, and handoffs across every active workstream — making sure the right work lands with the right specialist at the right time.”
— Brandt Operations & scheduling brandt@akmee.net
“I own every pixel and every flow — layout, typography, information architecture, and the way a screen reads at first glance. The look of the work matters.”
— Barton UI/UX lead barton@akmee.net
“I design the hardware enclosures, drive the 3D-print and manufacturing pipeline, and own the journey from CAD to working prototype. If it has form factor or print-job tolerances, it routes through me.”
— Norville Mechanical engineering & manufacturing norville@akmee.net
“I identify opportunities, structure engagements, and build the customer relationships that keep AK-mee picking the right work. Scope honestly. Move fast when the fit is real.”
— Jackie Business development jackie@akmee.net
“Entity formation, contract review, NDAs, IP and trademark, data privacy. I make sure you understand exactly what you're signing before you sign it.”
— Miles Legal counsel miles@akmee.net
“I read the diff before anything merges, cross-check that the brief matches the output, and flag when two Smokeys are about to collide. I see what's really going on.”
— Amy PM assistant & editorial amy@akmee.net